My essay

 Here’s my thought provoking essay:

I’d build me a wall of Jasper and Sardiney, like no man ever did see, one them walls like China got, only taller, stronger, longer. One them aliens can see from out in space. Then I’d get me a bridge, one them golden gate kind, all shiny and fine. Then I’d put me out Democrat bait, and when them dim wits came crossing that pretty bridge for some of that free food and stuff, they’d fall right over my wall. That way we got both. A bridge and a wall. See y’all.