Friday, July 4, 2014

GracePrideDay

Vera of the church of the holy rollers passes out distracts
You are not cordially invited to attend, unless you fit in, the first annual church of the only way grace pride day parade. We will feature floats and marching teams mocking about everything we deem not worthy of our definition of what a true church is. We will have O'Steen impersonators on hand, smiling and squinting to the spectators, tons of cowboy church horses and riders, floats throwing money from the wealth church, folks handing out free healing cloths from the health church, a tongue speaking band accompanied by clanging cymbals, and on it will go...bringing up the rear will be the true outcasts, a great float of witnesses, certainly not members of our group, but nevertheless, the many,many not associated with Sturgeon or the impuritans or the fellows on our radio only waves or the Armenians or the catholic or the fundamentalists or the methodists or the presbyterians and even not the Baptists who do not see things our only way. Great fun! Plenty of Pride on hand. Plenty of mocking to keep you knocking on our door, begging to fit in.

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