Some free poetry
Don't make life more difficult than it is,
Like don't shake the bottle,
It won't fizz.
Be kind to ma, who can't hear or see,
She put up with you,
When you were ugly and smelly.
Appreciate your pastor, give him a Mac,
And when he's attacked,
How bout 'gettin his back!'
And settle down,marry her and quit the beer,
And quit talking deer,deer,deer!
Tell the bride she's mighty pretty,
Not too fat, not too skinny(in all sincerity)
And you will live a long life and not at a young age croak,
And by the way,
Slow down and only pass when them yellow lines are broke.
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