The proposal
As is often my routine, I can pretty much be found in one of three or four locations each morning and evening, Alligator Lake County Park, Halpatter Park, Alligator south dock or Watertown dock. Tonight after leaving Watertown and stopping at Winn Dixie for Coke Zero’s for Melanie( my so many mask wearers), I drove the short distance to Halpatter Park behind the DOT for the sunset. I stood out on the end of the dock and waited for planes or birds to pass over the moon. I noticed a blue compact car parked. Then came a wedding party and a photographer. I watched them and walked up and took two shots. The blue car I thought was part of the wedding party. Near dark I got in my Pathfinder. That was when the blue car cranked up and pulled up beside me. The old guy said, do you come here often? It angered me because I thought he was next going to say, did you take photographs of the couple? You can’t. But he didn’t. Come to find out he was an old gay guy who was told to meet at the lake while online. I tried to help him by explaining they more than likely meet in the park or the south dock and not here.
He asked was I gay? I said no and he apologized.
Come to think of it, I was hit up several years ago in the park on the trail. Guess that sign Don’t leave dikes has a double meaning.
So to be safe, carry a lady with you.
He was still there as I pulled off.
Old gays hold onto the end. No pun intended.

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