Vbs

 Viper Bible School

The CrossPoint Church 

Will not offer fun

The theme is suffering 

Bethel AME offers

The Jesus Connection

No devices allowed

The Church of Christ

Will have a backyard 

Adventure of Exploring

Gods word

Burning stakes will 

Begin promptly at 6pm.

Oak Grove Baptist

Will simply hold one

No theme

Bring your own axe

Southside Baptist

In lieu of bounce house

Cotton candy and games

Will offer a concentration 

Camp experience 

Grace Life regrets to

Inform the

Incrediworld Amazement Park

Was too ambitious and will

Offer a dark catacomb adventure.

Four area Methodist churches

Pooled to form an abundant Orchard

But instead will portray forty days in the wilderness being tempted.

Our sincere apology to the

Serpents who had planned to 

Strike rocks, eat manna, make 

Golden crafts.