Connoisseur Church
Oh my! I think we found the church
Yeti mugs to all first time visitors
Brazilian Arabica natural coffee
Tenuta dell'Ormellaia communion wine
Tiffany stained glass
The rector has a doctor of divinity
Degree from Harvard
The praise team sounds just like
Pink Floyd
The theatre seats recline
It's divine
Popcorn and snacks in the lobby are free
No offering passed
The sermonette is short and relevant
Kids are kept away in the zoo nursery
They love that silver gorilla
So gentle
Yes, this is the place
Not a trace of things that offend
No crosses ugly
No references to hell
Just the good news
Just as we are
No need to plea
But that some blood
Shed in this sanctuary?
Not on our Azure Natural Fiber carpet.
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