Seal of Approval
It was approximately six on a Thursday
The committee for the Good Housekeeping
Seal of Approval
Came knocking
They said according to their criteria
They had awarded us the
Good housekeeping seal of Approval
For being lovers going above and beyond
The call of duty.
The committee quizzically inquired
Is your wife at home?
When it was about that time
From the master bedroom
A voice was heard
Honey, who is it?
That the award was snatched from my hands
Rescinded in an instant moment
The seal upon the door scraped off
The subscription cancelled.
And To think
I was almost a Good Housekeeping lover.
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