I AM I AM

At the church of
I AM  I AM
before each sermon
we eat
green eggs and ham
then we settle down
to hear a sermon
about the
good Sam
Sam I am
I am a good
Sam
I give Yam
to him lying down
we do not
read King James
for he says
Jesus healed the lame
and from some
virgin came
Forsooks
Gadzooks
we read from
Dr Seuss
We do
We do
We are not damned
Hell is not found
in the church of
I AM I AM
who serves
Green eggs and ham.