Billy Boy

by jumpy john january

Oh how can you win
Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Oh how can you win
Billy Munster?
Grandpa looks like old Uncle Adolph
Its a full moon over Rupp Arena


That Davis has a seven foot wing
The NBA is calling his mother.

Do you hear that phone ring
Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Do you hear that phone ring
Billy Munster?
Yes, I heard that phone ringing
It's from another blue chip freshman
He's a young thing
And Cal already signed him.

Can Cal make a Gator cry
Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Can Cal make a Gator cry
Billy Munster?
He can make a Gator cry
Quick as a Wildcat can sink a trey
He's a young thing
And Cal already signed him.

What rank are you
Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
What rank are you
Billy Munster?
Three plus four or four times seven
Twenty eight and eleven
I'm a confused thing
And sure wish I had signed him.